Saturday

Captain's Log


Potty Training: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Supercool. Its five-day mission: to explore strange new habits, to seek out new ways to wear undies and avoid accidents in public; to boldly go where every little man has gone before...
Captain's Log (excuse the dreadful pun): Supplemental stardate Day 1.
Target missed, landing in strange green wilderness (aka garden) : TWICE
Target missed, landing on strange cold interior surface (aka tiles on living room floor) ONCE
Target never even considered, but announced for all to hear (aka in friends house) : TWICE
Target actually reached: A TRIUMPHANT ONCE (and a half)!!!!
We leave this day with the glimmer of hope that our mission will be successful. Captain S.P. signing off.

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